The Lazy Sunbather

Missives from D.C., the the land land of of double double speak speak.

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

A feat of Amazing Poetry: The Palindromic Limerick.

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Behold... Seldon was a man from Wales, Whose job was door-to-door sales, He loved the game, But had to change his name, Which was originally...
Thursday, June 30, 2005

How do you say 'Yassah!' in Spanish?

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The Mexicans really need some sensitivity training . This is payback for the flying burrito brothers, isn't it?
Tuesday, June 28, 2005

The first seal has been broken.

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From the Bible: "And Lo, the Archangel Gabriel broke the first seal and prices dropped to unfathomable discounts, and the seas frothed ...
Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Kharma Chameleon

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You know Kharma is real if the following happens: Grover Norquist will get a message that the IRS is auditing him, sending him into a state ...
Friday, May 06, 2005

Evolution Debate Solved

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Yes, yes, I know, it's been a long time. But I'm back, more or less. Anyway, as we probably all know, 'concerned' parents an...
Wednesday, November 17, 2004

Why not just call it 'The Red Stater'

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Arby's introduces a burger that gays, hippies and liberals need not order (though we'll still pay disporportionately for the triple ...
Friday, November 05, 2004

The Blue Stater's manifesto

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There's only a few things we need to do to win. It's really quite simple: 1. We are now the Party of Jesus. Whether you believe ...
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