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Wednesday, July 28, 2004

Oh, it's on...

So Sharpton spoke his mind tonight, so you know what that means: The right will be decrying that the promise to stay optimistic is B.S. 'How unfair!' they'll cry. "Kerry promised one thing and delivered another!' Of course Bush and Cheney won't enter the fray, but Look for Karen Hughes and others to deliver hate-spewed rhetoric. And of course our vice prez would never do something so low as to criticize an opponenet or suggest something like a vote for Kerry is a vote for Al-Qaeda, or anything.

But Bush needent worry, he just picked up a huge endorsement. Apparently he has a lock on the disgruntled foregin terrorist market as Al-Qaeda themselves have given their seal of approval to the Bush presidency:

(from the New Yorker):
"The message also addressed the speculation that the terrorists would try to replicate their political success in Spain by disrupting the November U.S. elections. “We are very keen that Bush does not lose the upcoming elections,” the authors write. Bush’s “idiocy and religious fanaticism” are useful, the authors contend, for they stir the Islamic world to action."

So he's got that going for him. Just remember fellow Right--wing mouthpieces, your daily press book (courtesy of the white house and Foxnews) says to refer to Bush as 'Winning the war on terrrrrrrrrism'. Also, be sure to say 'Flip-flopper' at least 137 times.