A message to Florida...

Just in case you didn't get it with Charlie and Frances, we now have Ivan, one of the 10 strongest Hurricanes EVER.

It's track?


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You see, GOD IS PISSED.

Let's see how much you love Bush, now that he's cut the budget to FEMA, federal education, state services and just about everything else. Oh and sory about the looting, but you see, the National Guard and Army Reserves that normally protect you are all in Iraq. But it's okay, because Bush came to Florida and handed out a few bags of ice.

Clearly all your monkeyshines over the 2000 election has forced God to push all your voting machines, impartial recounts, voter roll purges and hanging chads out to sea, thus preventing you and your backwoods swamplogic from once again being the sole determiner of the world's fate.

Rumor has it Cheney is planning to announce that a vote for Kerry will almost certainly lead to more catastrophic hurricanes.

Truthfully, I hope it misses you.

-TLS