Why not just call it 'The Red Stater'

Arby's introduces a burger that gays, hippies and liberals need not order (though we'll still pay disporportionately for the triple bypasses it'll induce in Omaha).

Behold: the behemoth, the monster, the eerily-similar-to-a-Simpsons-sketch-from-10-years-ago, the THICKBURGER!