And now for you, a SpamPoem

This poem is very special to me, since it is composed entirely of subject lines from spam-porn emails. As a red-blooded American, I have a special place in my heart for both the creative impulse and free porno. Please, if you can find it in your heart to write one from your emails, add it to my comments. I'll post really good ones.

The rules are as follows:
1. you cannot change a word or delete a word.
2. you can add commas, exclamation points, periods and parentheses.

Now, for the poem, entitled 'Country Drooping Prison'

Country Drooping Prison

Revile, sparkled toys! What famous behaved Shetlander?
Friend, arms maybe patient persons; hopping, speaking. Arm!
Content ear dishes learn modest accompanying;
meaning principle, relative gentle.

Country drooping prison;
laughing woman, positively standing, speaks:
Stood original.
seeking boyish; becomingly another, discover labyrinth.