Kharma Chameleon

You know Kharma is real if the following happens:

Grover Norquist will get a message that the IRS is auditing him, sending him into a state of shock, causing him to drown in a bathtub.

Dick Cheney will discover that the parts in his pacemaker were outsourced to China where a 8 year old boy making 12 cents an hour installed the wires faultily.

Dr. Frist will have a stroke and be in a level 2 coma where all he can still sense is pain, but the twitches an animation make people 'champion' his cause to stay alive and on a feeding tube for 15 years.

Tom Delay will fall down a well and have his testes gnawed off by rats. In order to survive, he'll have to eat those rats.

Ed Gillespie will literally try to hang onto a cliff by the skin of his chinny-chin-chin and plummet into a chasm.

George Bush will have to report back to Alabama/Texas to finish his guard duty and suffer permanent disability when he is accidentally run over by a swift boat. Then he will be forced to rely on VA care.


If even one of those freak accidents happen, I'll convert to Bhuddism.