Missives from D.C., the the land land of of double double speak speak.

Monday, August 09, 2004

SpamPoetry, part II

This week I received a spate of unsolicited 'Shemale emails', mentioning that 'she has a surprise for him' and 'What will he do with her hidden meet(sic)?' so perhaps that explains the underlying tension in this weeks' spampoem.

Will this mystery man reject her? Will he beat her, or will he kiss her? Would our intrepid shemale even dare to dream of love? Will she find it? Only the poem will tell. After all, it is created entirely from the randomly generated subject lines of those very emails. Only the punctuations are mine.


Assemble Able Spectacles

Seclusion unendurable waited tender supervision.
Apprehensions, treasures hung numbered.
Assemble able spectacles!
Connect!
Free, swelled, smooth, airy: tell!
'Rejoined impatiently, glides preventing gratefully.'
dream! Seal chance!

Composed against? Civilly whistle.
Shy due date relates.
Sensation rejoins, glimmered dreary stability happened.
Threat!
Endure stepping rooms, disunited trust.
Moonlit arrival, tact stalls semi-similarity.
Hearts proving strongly,
Proposal.