SpamPoetry, part III

I was bombarded by spams this morning promising lower interest rates, refiniancing my home and larger, longer erections. As awesome as it sounds to have the money to build the boathouse and jacuzzi where I could exploit the obvious benefits of a rock hard woody, something about it smacked of crass materialism: a folding of my environmental beliefs for something as simple as a 4 hour hard on and paid off student loans. So I created this poem out of the random subject headings. It tells the story of Mabel the urban sprawl-hater vs. The evil developer and how they come to blows in court. Will they lose sight of what's really important in all that bickering?


Lockjaw Reread

Sacrificing, build prime!
Announce deal, venture proudly.
Counting, following harbors.
Citizen period extended.
Difficulty? doubtless.
Lockjaw, reread, bequeathed playfellows(latter searches delighted happiness).

Holds decide:
Unsuspected matter, entirely changeable,
unguided politics;
Providence!

Mabel hated!
Destroy!
Stopping refrained noisily development.
AG losing planned.
Witch!
Reckoned hove turns regrettable:
fever untutored,
passion strike sweetness;
Stream there.